Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: im a 19 year old dude who wants to cyber. are you a horny chick?
Stranger: ……..
You: Your a 19 year old dude that cant get laid so your trying to cyber and make yourself feel loved, even if its from a 56 year old fat dude in Texas that says he’s 16 and female… copy that and use it. be honest
Stranger: hahahahaahaa
You: well im serious. fuck dude. im a 25 year old fat white guy and i get laid.
Stranger: i know
Stranger: thank you
You: go find some girl thats into the same shit as you. ask her out and you wont have to cyber. I was the #1 nerd in high school. we CAN get ladies!
Stranger: i love you dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected.