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- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
- A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
- You: diamonds are forever
- Stranger: but i did not shoot the deputy
- Stranger: no no
- You: no no?
- Stranger: oh no.
- You: methinks the lady doth protest too much
- Stranger: gah
- Stranger: yes yes?
- Stranger: i say tomato you say potato?
- You: I say a garden!
- Stranger: salad!
- Stranger: ...sandwiches
- You: various italian dishes!
- Stranger: hazzah!
- You: hoorah!
- Stranger: i think you are quite right.
- Stranger: i am a sandwich artist, therefore i am omnicient.
- You: I eat sandwiches, therefore do I eat god?
- Stranger: at least his close personal relative...
- Stranger: or his dogs
- You: hmm, so are you plural dogs, or simply one of the assembly line of bi-breaded edibles?
- Stranger: i am not the sandwches myself, my dear, merely the molder of fine pieces of art.
- Stranger: you see, I don't get some bread and make a sandwich, the sandwich chooses me to brig it out.
- Stranger: it is an art form
- You: ah, I am enlightened!
- You: what would it take to learn said art form?
- Stranger: ah, it is a long and arduous process, young grasshopper
- Stranger: one must learn to seperate his mind from his sandwiches
- Stranger: and become one with the vegatables
- You: but how can the sandwich be without the vegetables? If I am one with them, then I must be one with the delicious combination that ensues!
- You: oh wise one, I am confused!
- Stranger: be calm, all will be well.
- Stranger: the sandwich artisan must learn to be one with the sandwich and to be seperate at once to make the creation before him
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