I’m old and stupid… Ask Einstein!!
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: Ég er að fara að ríða þér í intell bumm u hefur ekki rassinnYou: Hi.Stranger: aslYou: Why? We obviously don’t speak the same language.Stranger: yeah we doYou: I see.Stranger: yeah i just got boredYou: You know, some of that is IPA.You: Interesting.You: So… I’m a girl. Hi.Stranger: im a male how old are you babyYou: Old enough to probably no longer warrent the apelation ‘baby’.Stranger: ohkay so 15 16 ?You: Slightly older than that, sugar.You: 23.Stranger: bitch you old You: Yeah, I know.You: Tell me about it.Stranger: but stillStranger: good lookingYou: Wrinkled with grey hair and a walking frame.Stranger: okay„Stranger: urs not 23Stranger: ur younger then thatStranger: trying to get a male away from youYou: Hey, you’re the one who called me old, dude.Stranger: stop hiding get out in the real worldStranger: and have fun,Stranger: your younge and pretty,.You: I’m 23. You: I like to think that doesn’t make me decrepid.You: I have a degree and a half, too.Stranger: shit youve hit the milestone age Stranger: wellStranger: u can findYou: Nah, that’s 25.Stranger: many nice guys out thatStranger: LOLStranger: i like uYou: Thanks, you’re being absolutely charming. Stranger: would you like to go on a dateYou: I think that could be a little hard. Let me see… you live in America? You: Norway? England?You: Canada perhaps?Stranger: we can go on webcam and have a nice italian dinner :)Stranger: canadaYou: Ah… Canada. I know some lovely Canadians.You: I’m in New Zealand.Stranger: see you now what i mean we can have a nice webcam romatic dinner Stranger: know/**You: Except my laptop doesn’t have a webcam.You: How old are you, Romeo?Stranger: well how about we send picture of us eatting pasta Stranger: and red wineStranger: iam 15 but like to think of myself as 22Stranger: so lets say 22Stranger: ;)You: Yes, well, I’m not really ready for a long distance relationship with a minor.Stranger: julietYou: Nicely done, Mr Classical Reference!!! :)Stranger: hey juliet im not minor i like to think of my self as 22 Stranger: ;)You: You see unfortunately laws don’t yet recognise state of mind as different from the physical state of being, Romeo. It’s sad but true.You: And I’m mentally somewhere on an oscilating scale between 12 and 47.You: With an IQ of 139.You: So.Stranger: bullshit. dont feed me lies You: Not lying.You: Which, my IQ or my Mental Age?Stranger: yea whatever send me photo of you eatting pasta and IQYou: How exactly does one… oh… I get it. I should devour a cerebral cortex!You: Great touch. Very Hannibal Lecter.Stranger: yooStranger: you cant be smarted theStranger: smarter *Stranger: then albert enistein so up yours bitchStranger: ..Stranger: he has 135-190Stranger: No one was really sureStranger: .. if ur gonna fuck around with a 15yr oldYou: See that tiny little hyphen is a ‘to’. Stranger: make sure he anit studay about himYou: 135 to 190.Stranger: yeahh, so?You: Now mine is 125-139Stranger: u cant be close to himStranger: so stfuYou: Oh for…Stranger: and stop trying to make ur self feel goodStranger: kk..Stranger: yur a dumb fat bitchStranger: Ur never gonna get a manYou: That’s right, hon.Stranger: thats why ur on hereStranger: and unlike me iam on here to bugg ppl like u,..You: Sure, tell yourself that.You: I’m not at all bugged.Stranger: iam not teling my self that..Stranger: i knowStranger: .. and really get alife anda gym pass.. Goodbye julietYou: Goodbye, Romeo.You: Have a lovely life.Stranger: and stop hitting on 15yrs oldsYour conversational partner has disconnected.
